...weird things about Germany

I could write something substantial, but instead here are a few observations about Germany

1. Topless women on tv. One was hosting a game show the other day
2. Flaccid penises also seem to be ok. Additionally MTV shows this clip of one of the members of The Bloodhound Gang peeing on another member approximately 10 times a day. There doesn't seem to be any pattern for why they show it.
3. It is always time for meat
4. Beer can be mixed with anything. This includes sprite.
5. Beer can be mixed with _anything_
6. You must eat every hour on the hour.....or every half hour....or fifteen minutes. But there is no such thing as an obese German.
7. This doesn't mean there aren't fat Germans.
8. You can never bag your groceries fast enough.
9. I need a hug.